meggannn:

i used to be so picky about what i post and reblog but it’s just slowly deteriorated into a state of “why not”

civilisationsofpurethought:

thesickestjokes:

I left 3 notes scattered around the house earlier for my girlfriend.
They said “Will”, “you” and “me”.
That’ll keep her busy whilst I watch sports.

are you satan

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed